Thursday, June 15, 2006

How Much is that Moondoggie in the Window?

I'm going to miss this month's Bingomania extravaganza because I'll be on vacation. Yes, you will be Moxieless for about a week. I have no intention of dragging a laptop out onto the beach at Montauk. I plan on sunning and drinking and swimming, and drinking, and sunning, and swimming, and eating smores. Oh yeah, and sleeping.

But I will miss the boys and girls at Bingomania. They've gone Hawaiian just like Miss Francis "Gidget" Lawrence.

Aloha oy! Check it out if you can: http://www.ctgmc.org/bingo.html

I Spy a Beached Whale


Okay, yeah so after about 6 million people sent me this picture I started to rethink the whole "having the ceremony on the beach" thing. But then I thought, I'll just hire someone with a gun to scare away anything remotely resembling the creature in that has beached itself in this photo. I don't even want to begin to ponder what the hell she was thinking appearing in public with breasts that low. I know people should be proud of their bodies and feel free to do show them off, but comeon!!! That's just plain scary.

Now about that pink tulle huppa thing...

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

What'd We Do to Them?

Geez I just don't get it. I always liked turkey. Especially the white meat.

Monday, June 12, 2006

I Left my Brains at the Door

I love the Blue Pearl on Court Street in New Haven. I love the neoatomic decor, I love the fondue, I especially love the cocktails.
The cocktails, however, do not love me back. I'm on the backend of a two-day hangover that was cemented at the Blue Pearl. True the evening began at Sports Haven for the running of the Belmont. And yes, it was helped along by some seriously good gnocci at The Goodfella's Cafe (great food, bloody movies, free champagne). Oh and just to top things off my best friend got engaged and so we had to do a little more celebrating. And a little more. And a little more. Oh my achin' head.

Politics and the rest of the world ceases to exist after a night like that. Blame it on the Pearl. That damned Blue Pearl.