I Spy a Beached Whale

Okay, yeah so after about 6 million people sent me this picture I started to rethink the whole "having the ceremony on the beach" thing. But then I thought, I'll just hire someone with a gun to scare away anything remotely resembling the creature in that has beached itself in this photo. I don't even want to begin to ponder what the hell she was thinking appearing in public with breasts that low. I know people should be proud of their bodies and feel free to do show them off, but comeon!!! That's just plain scary.

Now about that pink tulle huppa thing...