You Want Rice? Lick My Boot.

Well here's an interesting little piece of gossip. Aside from the growing rumors regarding Der Bonehead's less than sanctified marriage (how ironical), reports of Mrs. Dubya taking up residence in DCs Mayflower Hotel, and tongues wagging (oh yes, pun intended) about the Bushlings growing appetite for Rice (!), apparently there are more secrets still! The ex-dominatrix running for Governor of Nevada (really!) says she "serviced" Bush while he manhandled another....man. Oh, that crazy President. Must have been drinking again!

From Wonkette:

We’ve been trying to take the high road around here. Over the past few days, we’ve refrained from writing about rumors of an alleged affair between Dubya and Condi, which supposedly caused Laura Bush to move out of the White House. We’ll willing to believe almost anything around here — but this gossip strikes us as a tad ridiculous.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/condi/crazy-talk-we-cant-ignore-the-bushcondi-rumors-178417.php