The Devil Made Me Do It

06-06-06

The smartest thing the devil ever did was start a marketing campaign. I think that is the only reason for the remake of “The Omen” that comes out today.

Bible thumpers are going nuts trying to convert the masses who are gleefully penning the date on anything that doesn’t move. How appropriate I thought, when I looked at my calendar last week and realized I’d made my annual OB/GYN appointment for today. There’s nothing like have a car jack rammed up your va-gee-gee on the Devil’s Birthday.