Oh Shut Your Stupid Cornhole!

From Page Six of the NY Post comes the tale of the braintrust over at The View being "furious" because the Dixie Chicks don't want to do their show anymore and sort of dissed it in Time
magazine as not high-caliber enough. Okay so that sounds a little pompous but who can blame them. It's The View for christsake! Meredith Viera and Joy Behar are all "We started these girls," and ripping up the article and shit. So what, Natalie Maines has to apologize to them now? I'd be like, "Yeah, whatever, bite me." The View babes sound like a clutch of cranky, stereotypical bitches. Natalie Maines could beat the crap out of all of them...except Rosie O'Donnell.

THE ladies from "The View" shredded a copy of Time magazine yesterday after getting dissed by the issue's cover girls - controversial country music group, The Dixie Chicks.

"We are furious!" roared "View" moderator Meredith Vieira in the opening moments of the show, "Furious!"

n Time's cover story this week, Dixie Chick Emily Robison says that the group takes its political views very seriously and will try to limit appearances to high-caliber, meaningful gigs.

Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines' "new motto is, 'What would Bruce Springsteen do?' " says Robison. "Not that we're of that caliber, but would Bruce Springsteen do 'The View'?"

Even with a new CD to promote, the group has no plans to appear on "The View," the article says. "They're . . . not doing . . . 'The View,' " sneered co-host Joy Behar as she tore the article into confetti and tossed the shreds over her head.

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