Friday, November 17, 2006

The Skank & The Rapist


Heidi Fleiss, she of prostitution fame, is opening a "Stud Farm" in Nevada and guess who is going to be her prime stud...the former heavyweight champeen of the world.

Yep, Mike Tyson.

Fleiss reportedly said, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

So let me get this straight: Heidi Fleiss thinks that the Girl Next Door is not only harboring secret fantasies about doing it with a punch drunk, sissy-voiced, hasbeen convicted rapist, but that she is willing to pay for the privelege of being serviced by said stud as well. Damn, I'm so ashamed. She found me out.

Truthfully, I've already got my "Black Stallion"wrist band. Waited online for hours to get it. Had to beat off some bitch homecoming queen from Biloxi who kept trying to jump the line.

In all honesty, I can't decide which of them is more disgusting.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006

MoxiePage



Sheez what a bitch that Anne is...

Yeah Coulter the 1st is a given, but that Anne Boleyn, yikes.

I'm reading "The Other Boleyn Girl" by Phillipa Gregory which is about exactly what the title says. Anne had a sister Mary who was actually Henry VIII's lover for quite a few years and bore him two children (including a son) without the benefit of marriage (since Mary had a husband and old Hank was already hitched to Catherine of Aragon). Mary's younger sister Anne came to court and started flashing those dark eyes at Henry and supplanted her own sister. But...she refused to bed the King and held out for the Second in Command seat, teasingn the hell out of him for years until he put aside Queen Kate and put the crown on Anne's head...the one she would lose a few years later after she, in turn, fell victim to the very machinations she had brought to court.

One hopes that a similar fate awaits Anne Coulter.

Fashion '06: The Wet Rat Look

Someone want to tell me why this creature is considered attractive? Seriously, for all her money you'd think she could bathe on occasion.