Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Bite My Liberal Ass

Ted Velvet came under attack by weak-blooded, Fairfield County-type, country music loving, smug-faced, follow-the-leader, douchebag Bush lovers this week because of Ted's latest eloquent attack on Punkin'Puss' most recent disregard of Congress.

My thoughts from the plethora of comments received:

1. There seemed to be an almost unhinged reaction to our man Ted's colorful use of language. What, Republican's don't say Fuck? Tell that to Cheney.

2. No one actually disagrees with anything Ted says.

3. Right wing automotons can't spell: "You ar what is wrong with the nation, not a president. Disn't you guys promise to go to Canada?

4. These people are fucking scary: "That is why people like velvet need to be controlled as do "abusers" who incite vilolence on using the internet...

Okay Ted got it? Don't curse, go to Canada where apparently all the really bad American dissidents go, and stop inciting vilolence on the Internet.

1 Comments:

Blogger fu said...

thanks sista, i was all shook up by the hurtful nastiness and painful harsh wordedness that was unleashed upon my feeble, plebian brain. I sat in the shower cying, like Glenn Close in some movie about hippies. but you raised my spirits so that I may fight on another day.

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