I MISS CALVIN

This was very much Christmas at my house growing up...only times six!

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

Hi Kids!
My name is Rags. What's yours?
I'm the creation of Moxie's very twisted friend Linnie.
I come from the jolly land of Kotex.

Some people look at me kind of quizzically when I'm pinned to someone's coat and say things like, "That's not what I think it is, is it?"

And I laugh and say, "Why yes!"
"Yes I am. I'm a TamPal."
"Your friend in deed when you're in need!"

Maybe you'll get lucky and find a TamPal like me hanging on your tree this Christmas. I'll make you laugh. And make all the boys you know groan and say things like, "You're one sick chick."

Merry Christmas!

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

Uplifting message to receive during this season of joy.

FUNNY MCSNARKYBLOG

I was just hanging out over on WTF is It Now -- a very funny blog which you should visit, like pronto. I'll make it easy for you...click here. Just the blog headings make me pee...

SMU pooh-poohs War Preznit's lieberry
Cheney to take the stand, blood of children
Who would Jesus hate?
Slime queen shitcanned

and my personal favorite:
Awol McWarmonkey's blazing clusterfuck

and that's not even the best name for Bush and his cronies. Let's see theres:

Awol von Bunnypants
Stupie McStuperson
Retard McJebus
Pickles Stepford
and Kissyface McLeghumper

Best laugh of the day.

AMBERGROSS

It looks like a giant piece of petrified whale snot. Close. It's actually petrified whale vomit. This lady's sister found it on a beach years ago. Turns out it might be Ambergris, the elusive whale byproduct much desired for expensive perfumes.

Still, it's pretty damn disgusting if you ask me. And how the heck does someone figure out that whale puke might be just the thing to put on your wrists and cleavage to attract a man? Blech.

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