Yeah, that's right...Glee

Listening to Ed Schultz yesterday and he was commenting on the breaking Haggard scandal telling a caller that was a little too happy over things that he really didn't wish the guy wrong. That the whole thing was terrible. "Can you imagine having something this personal become so public?" His poor family. His poor congregation. There are a lot of people in his ministry that are very upset right now... or something to that effect.

Yeah.

Fuck that.

I like Ed alot, but...er...No.

Here at last is what we "amoral liberal terrorist-loving, flag burning, Constitution spitters" would call FUCKING KARMA.

Hypocrites are the worst sort of scum and religious hypocrites deserve a special place at the very bottom of the pond it grows in. So do I feel bad for the 14,000 brainwashed automatons who attended Haggard's Mega-Church? No freakin' way. You want to hand over the control of your RIGHT TO THINK to someone else, as far as I'm concerned you give up the right to question the consequences.

So I'm gleeful. Yes I am. I'm gleeful that this putz got caught. I'm gleeful that it's happening 5 days before the most important election in my life. I'm gleeful that it will hopefully cause even more nutwingers to stay on the couch watching the freakin' "700 Club" instead of going out to vote on Tuesday. I'm gleeful because maybe the hypocricy of the situation will deal a death blow to the constitutional ban on gay marriage on the Colorado ballot. I'm gleeful because Karl Rove & his goon squad is shitting bricks. I'm gleeful because every day that passes the GOP becomes more of a fucking laughing stock in this country.

I'm gleeful because for the first time in four long, long years, I feel like the good guys are winning. Who cares if its because the other team keeps bobbling the ball (or balls as the case may be).

I'm gleeful because it turns out what my mother always said turned out to be true..."don't every do anything you don't want the whole world to know about." That's morality I can hang my dyed in the wool bright fucking blue "I'm a liberal and if you're not your a stupid schmuck" hat on!

Have a nice weekend. I am soooooo outahere...

Blogger is a piece of crap

I've been trying to upload photos of things for days. I hate this freakin' service; am actively looking for somplace to migrate. Will take suggestions.

Dude. They're bumperstickers.

Some appropriate bumperstickers courtesy of the folks at ucanadas.com

Mini-Lebowski Bowl-a-Rama in the Big Bad City

How many people do you know that would drag their sorry middle-ages asses out of a warm and cozy house on a rainy and windy day in Connecticut to make a hellacious drive into NYC all to go bowling?? Well, yes, that would be us...me, the betrothed and the infamous Teddy V. Well worth the trip though I must say, all in tribute to the Coen Brothers' best bowling movie. The lanes were inside the Port Authority. Inside the Port Authority! Okay, anyone who doesn't know Manhattan doesn't really know what that means -- it's like putting a bowling alley inside of the world's biggest Greyhound Terminal-slash-Train Station. It's the kind of place that doe-eyed farm-fed Midwestern kids get "befriended" at when they step off the bus from Keekukuk Iowa thinking because they've played Erminguard Vandegelder in their high school production of "Hello Dolly" that they're ready to make it on the Great White Way. Except Guido the Killer Pimp spots their fresh-faced asses and the next thing you know they're on HBO's "Real Sex" or, as Teddy V reminded me as we drove past Hunts Point, "Hookers at the Point."

Still, the bowling was tres fun. I bowled like crap. I always do. I absolutely suck.