The Skank & The Rapist

Heidi Fleiss, she of prostitution fame, is opening a "Stud Farm" in Nevada and guess who is going to be her prime stud...the former heavyweight champeen of the world.

Yep, Mike Tyson.

Fleiss reportedly said, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

So let me get this straight: Heidi Fleiss thinks that the Girl Next Door is not only harboring secret fantasies about doing it with a punch drunk, sissy-voiced, hasbeen convicted rapist, but that she is willing to pay for the privelege of being serviced by said stud as well. Damn, I'm so ashamed. She found me out.

Truthfully, I've already got my "Black Stallion"wrist band. Waited online for hours to get it. Had to beat off some bitch homecoming queen from Biloxi who kept trying to jump the line.

In all honesty, I can't decide which of them is more disgusting.

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