Cat Anarchy

I have little furry insurgents running around my house. Four of them. We adopted two kittens recently (don't ask) and the two older cats have decided to show their disapproval by using my furniture as a litterbox. My mother disliked cats intensely and is now haunting whichever one of the little critters pee-d on her couch. Kitten number one, Loretta Casterini, used my suitcase as a toilet right before we left on our weekend fling to Saratoga. Kitten number two, Miss Veda Boheme, took a crap on my bed.

Why is it that people have cats again?