New Places to Screw in a Lightbulb

Now that's gotta hurt. Pakistani prisoner Fateh Mohammed says he woke up in his cell with a lightbulb up his ass. He doesn't know how it got there. Now look at the picture folks. That puppy is like way the hell up there. How did it not break? I mean comeon -- you know what it feels like just trying to pass a steak dinner -- so how do you screw a lightbulb in up there unless your butthole is like the opening of a Wide Mouth Mickey (that's a beer for those of you going "whaaaa?") That lead me to believe that Mohammed has been....lets say exercising...his anus for a while now.

So Mohammed is in jail for making alcohol, which is against the laws of Islam. Well isn't buggery a no no as well? How about abusing a Sylvania Blue Dot?

Watt the heck?