Someone Stick Her Head in an Oven While She's Baking Cookies

Anti-feminist, anti-working mother Caitlin Flanagan was on Stephen Colbert last night hawking her new book and she is so pompous and smug that she didn't even understand that he was making fun of her. She's a liar whose only agenda is making women believe that she is somehow better than the rest of them because she picks her kids up from school after she turns off her computer where SHE WORKS writing for The New Yorker. She's a hypocrite of the highest order, preaching mythical Eisenhowerian values to women who don't have the luxury of being able to afford nannies and housekeepers like Flanagan employs. She likes getting "nice wifey" little pats on the head from weak men who find it convenient to blame the women's movement for their own inability deal with the fact that a. They're not gods no matter how much they might like to think so; b. the world does not, nor has it ever, revolved around them; c. they can't marry their mothers because its gross.

I'm embarrassed that this woman has an Irish name. Her ancestors are rolling in their graves. I hope the ghost of Susan B. Anthony comes back and her bites her in the ass.