Balls!

Laugh of the day is actually a few days old. Well shoot me, I've been busy. So anyway, everyone knows by now that Dick "Don't Want to Rip My Chest Stitches"Cheney tossed out the first ball at the National's home opener the other day to a loud chorus of bipartisan booing. Explains the rather sour look on his face in this picture doesn't it? Or was the bulletproof vest chafing against the spot where his heart used to be? Well turns out the guys over at that UnFair and Unbalanced Network went scrambling for the sound mixer like rapido. Subsequent tape airings of the Veep's lousy pitch hitting the dirt EXCLUDED the audio track. You just have to laugh, it's classic Republican whitewash. I guess that means it never happened right?