DaLong DeLay Towards Justice Begins

Bye, Bye, Bye

Get used to that orange suit Mr. "I Am The Federal Government". DeLay's skin must be roasting things are getting so hot. Why else would he announce he's not seeking reelection, this after beating a bunch of GOP wannabes in his Texas primary a week or so ago (once again proving that Texas is primarily populated with boneheads). But insiders are squealing and his one-time friends are putting as much distance from him as they are from Bush and Abramoff. I expect a tearful Falwell-esque classic conservative public apology anyday now. "Ah have sinned against God and mah countrymen." Blah, blah, blah. Goodbye Tom. Please let the big door hit you on the way out.