Some people don't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin'

So you wanna know where I been Joe? I'll tell ya Joe. I been to the bottom of the rotten barrel called life and back Joe, that's where I been. I been sick. I been tired. I been workin' for the man and for the man's man. I been workin' so much I'm sick 'n tired a workin' Joe, ya hear me? It's tough Joe. Money's tighter'n a tadpole's toothsocket and it disappears before I can even feel it.

So when I finally gets a minute Joe...when I finally gets one lousy minute to kick off my shoes and stare at the holes in my socks, I gets lied to. That's right, lied to. And bein' lied to is one thing Joe, but bein' lied to by some piss-ant never-done-an-honest-day's work-in-his-life silver-spoon-sucking, rightwing Christian coalition cowtowin' cokehead Alabama AWOL oil company shill, it tweaks me Joe. Really tweaks me.

Tell me one thing this wanna-be cowboy freeloadin' Rice 'n Rove lickin' marblemouthed con-artist knows about war Joe? Wanna tell me? You can't Joe. You can't because he don't know nuthin' bout nuthin. Take the names off the maps, Joe and he wouldn't be able to point to Iraq, or Iran, or Syria, or Israel or the Atlantic Ocean. He's dope Joe. He's the dope son of dope son of a dope Nazi-lovin' crook.

He's killin' kids for vanity Joe. He's botched everything he's ever touched and he's botched this one too. Now he's tryin' to save face for his daddy and his nasty broad Mama and his also-ran brother. The brother who coulda, woulda, shoulda be king Joe. And he's tryin' to sell it to the sick and tired folks like me Joe. He's tryin' to sell us more kids in coffins. He's making more foreigners think that everyone here is an ignorant facist pighead. People in the world think we're all racists, think we're all anti-anything that isn't American, think we we're as dumb as the shit-for-brains tumbleweed we got runnin' this outfit. Yeah Joe, I know. The fact that he was elected twice is pretty damning evidence on that last one. But hell Joe. I didn't vote for him. I didn't vote for you either Joe. The mention of your name in Punkin'puss's speech last night proves I was right about that at least Joe.

So when you comin' back to Connecticut Joe? We should talk. 'Course I'll probably be workin'.