Wicked Zoot Gets Her Galahad

My bestest friend tied the knot this weekend.

The new Mrs. Leonard looked beautiful, as usual. It was a stupid busy cry-fest with tears a-pourin' and wine a-swillin'.

So my quarter-century compatriot in all things silly (shopping cart accidents, Russian accents, chubby bunnies, Frank McKay, bagpipers, and the Holy Hand Grenade) is now Sadie Sadie Married Lady.

I am happy. And now I will rest.